of a Kelloggs’ breakfast cereal provided more nutrition than the ingredients of your typical mess of brown rice, lysergic acid and boiled- to-buggery courgettes.Or the Raw Pork Sushi Diet of Thatcher’s heartless Eighties, which involved slicing rump
?I’d like to think it’s because I’m such a finely-tuned running machine that my on-board computer reviews all the significant functions: length of race; severity of climb, temperature and humidity; status of recent injuries; what I had for breakfast
