wont as cant. Back in the 1950s, my mother caused a scandal when she ran away with a sausage salesman from Penge. They met at a ballroom dancing class and rumbad round the world for a year before settling in Mauritania. By this time, she
. They placed a mischievous advertisement in the Angling Times, which resulted in his receiving around 10,000 unsolicited telephone calls. “So I gave up politics. Now I’m just a folk singer. And every year, me an’ the missus go to Lapland to help Santa
